Day 284 – I Am Not There Yet

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It has been so long since I actually sat down and blogged.  I should be studying but feel the need to get this darkness out.  Maybe it is the weather?  Maybe it is the frustration of knowing I need to get this certification but lack the drive and desire to just buckle down and get it?  Or it could be because I am only down 13.8 pounds since October 2014, yet two guys I work with have dropped a shit-ton of weight since April 2016.  (One of them is literally half the man he used to be size-wise!)

I have finally started walking the pups regularly again.  I have gotten back into working out three times per week (except this week).  I am watching my food intake, for the most part. I have returned to logging my food on MyFitnessPal.

I know what sent me down further into the dark, twisty place today.  A friend from work happened to see me walking the dogs this morning and recorded a 10-second clip.  (The trail we walk on runs right behind my office building.)  The office he was in is located on the first floor, but appears more like a second floor from the back side of the building.  So, it was taken from an elevated angle.

He caught me as I was heading back toward home.  Arms were swinging wide back and forth.  Head pretty much rolling around on my shoulders.  And then there is the waddle.  Nope.  It is not a pregnant waddle.  It is the Fat Girl Waddle.  Just before the clip ends, you can hear him ask, “Why is she walking like that?”

This is what I had to say to his question:

I know he meant no disrespect and no harm.  I know him and know it was captured all in good fun.  Honestly.  I know this.  However, it smashed my fragile self-esteem and literally made me cry – tears of embarrassment cry.

The video drove home just how short and fat I am.  I was almost to a point of body acceptance – almost.  I knew I had let myself go physically.  For a while I had even fooled myself into thinking I did not look like a Two-Ton-Tessie.  Seeing me in video or in any picture tells a whole different story.

I am aggravated with myself because I had fallen off the wagon and into a crater and have been dwelling there for six months.  I am frustrated that I have not had that damn “AHA” moment so many people say they have had to get them to buckle down and stay the course.  I am annoyed because there are hundreds of thousands of food/meal plans and I cannot find a single one I know I will be able to sustain for the rest of my life.  I am disheartened because so many people are able to give up soda or carbs and drop a crap-ton of weight, yet I am lucky if I lose one damn pound.

Tonight, right now, I am going to dig deep into that dark and twisty place that is my brain-housing group.  I am going to spew out the negative thoughts rolling around, bouncing off all walls up there.  This is going to be no-holds barred.  It is about to get ugly.  It is about to get honest.  It is about to get real.  This is ME.  This is what I am thinking and feeling.

  • When I saw that video, I mean really looked and watched it, all I could see was a 5’2″, 211 pound walking, talking, breathing pile of lard.
  • It’s amazing no one was yelling, “EARTHQUAKE” with every step I took.
  • When I look in the mirror, I do not see a 211 pound woman who walks her dogs every day, eats somewhat healthfully, and works out at least three times per week.  No.  I see a 650 pound fat sow who should probably head to the damn slaughter house.
  • Mr Potato Head called it.  I am a fat, lazy bitch who does nothing but sit on my big, fat, lazy ass all day.
  • Yo’!  Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down!
  • Every. Fucking. Thing. Jiggles.
  • Do you serve peaches with those Cottage Cheese Ass and Thighs?
  • Your belly overhang is so large, it is a bloody miracle it is not hanging down on the ground!
  • Same thing can be said about your boobs!
  • BEEP BEEP!  Wide Load Coming Through!
  • Jeezus!  Your calf is bigger than your daughter’s thigh!

No.  Those are not all of them.  There are plenty more.  They are the ones which popped into my head right away.

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Time for me to move to something POSITIVE.

  • I am getting back on track.
  • I am healthy (well, at least 85%).
  • I have the support of my beautiful friend Jenn.
  • I am acknowledging the fact I am in a dark and twisty place at the moment.
  • My body has fat and cellulite.  So do many other bodies.
  • I do not have to have another colonoscopy for 10 years!
  • My husband loves me, lumps, bumps and all.
  • My children love me unconditionally.
  • Honey and Milo send me to my Happy Place every day.
  • I am smart.
  • I am a survivor.
  • I love and I am loved.

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4 thoughts on “Day 284 – I Am Not There Yet

  1. Good morning Patti! 🙂 I hope you’re feeling better today. As I was reading your blog post it’s amazing how much we have in common. First off, it has been a while for me to get back in the blogging scene so I can totally relate there. Secondly, I am also 5’2 and 210 lbs! Yup, even after gastric bypass surgery and losing over 120 lbs. I see my hips jiggle, my chicken arms wiggle, and I, too, struggle with body confidence. But I wanted to share this quick comment and tell you that you look beautiful in your photo! 🙂 I hope you keep blogging because I really do enjoy reading your posts. The weight loss journey is simply that– a journey, not a destination. Love yourself through every pound lost and keep that chin up. You’re doing great! Have an awesome day!

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    • T.G.I.F., L.P! Today was a new day. I am tired as anything because I slept horribly last night and put in an 11 hour day. I am definitely in a much lighter space. Your comment, ” I see my hips jiggle, my chicken arms wiggle” put a smile on my face because it let me know I am not alone in my body confidence issue.

      Thank you for taking the time to read my blog and for your awesome words of encouragement! Here is to a sensational weekend! 💜💜

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  2. You better believe you will hear from me by text. I need you to reach for the positive, I am here with you and we will do this together. Get out of that dark and twisty place, rise above it! I want you and everyone else to know that you are a beautiful person, inside and out, you have a giving heart, and I am thankful that you are in my life and grateful that I have met you. I am proud to call you my friend. Remember, baby steps, it takes time, let me lead you out of your darkness so that we can reach our goals.

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    • My Beautiful, Intelligent and Strong, Jenn, I say this to you: I love you! I am SOOOOO incredibly grateful I have you in my life! Jeez . . . My Benadryl-addled brain just registered you said the very same the thing!

      Two Peas in a Pod!

      💜💜💞💞

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